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Jennifer Lawrence - Maybe The Most Awesome Person Ever.

My 10 Favorite Jen Lawrence Quotes - 

1. “I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones]. People are confused [that mine bounce]! My breasts have a life of their own.”
2. “I’d rather look chubby on screen and like a person in real life.”
3. “And if you hold the bow and arrow like this and put your shoulders back, it makes your tits look better.”
4. “I hate saying, ‘I like exercising’ — I want to punch people who say that.”
5. “I picked up an issue of Cosmopolitan the other day that had tips for job interviews, because I was like, ‘I need to get better at interviews.’ The article was basically about how to get someone not to hate you in 20 minutes. Every single thing they told you not to do, I was like, ‘I do that every day.’”
6. “Not to sound rude, but [acting] is stupid. Everybody’s like, ‘How can you remain with a level head?’ And I’m like, ‘Why would I ever get cocky? I’m not saving anybody’s life. There are doctors who save lives and firemen who run into burning buildings. I’m making movies. It’s stupid.’”
7. “I always feel like an idiot every time I fly first class because I’m a kid. And I just sit there, and everyone’s got their newspapers and they’re on the computer, and I’m like, ‘Can I get a coloring book, please? Can I get some crayons?’”
8. “I’ve just started getting my first paparazzi and stuff. The other day, like 25 photos of me and Nick [Hoult, her boyfriend] playing basketball showed up, and I said, ‘Jennifer, you’ve got to start putting on makeup before you go play basketball, because you look like s—t.’
9. “I’m the fastest pee-er ever. I’m famous for it.”
10. “None of my pictures ended up getting used, and when my dad called to ask why, they sent over the negatives — like, here’s why! All the other girls are looking cute, modeling while playing football, and my face is bright red, my nostrils are flared, and I’m mid-leap, about to tackle this girl, like, ‘Rahhrrr!’ I’m not even looking at the camera. The other girls were like, ‘Get her away from me!’”